Top Tips for Good Managers
If you want to be the very best manager, make sure you follow all of these tips.
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Ignore your employees- they love not getting any attention.
- Make sure you never learn their names- it makes them feel important.
- Hand out new projects on the fastest fingers first basis- ensuring that the right person gets the job is not really that essential.
- Ask your employees to work late, and at the last minute. Everybody loves working nights and weekends for no extra pay.
- Micro-manage. We all love it when our managers breath down our backs.
- Make sure office noise is abundant- nobody needs sound masking for better focus.
- Have employees report to different bosses every week. Confusion breeds respect.
- Make your employees refer to you as Mr. ________. You can never take formality too far. Another great avenue for forced respect.
- Take credit for your underlings’ ideas. It’s a sure win for them offering more good ideas.
- On the flip side, make sure to make your employees the scapegoat(s) during damage control. You’re far too important to take the fall.
By following these tips, you are sure to have a happy, healthy, productive work force.




